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A Question From Ben

A Question From Ben

“Is Ronald Reagan George Washington’s father?”

Hmmm. Maybe Ben was thinking of the Bush family …. All those similar names can get confusing!


And, in further news, Ben has declared himself to be “roll-able”. He was helping Mom clean the garage and found an old pair of roller skates. Now Ben is in the kitchen, sitting on his heels and scooting around. He doesn’t have a care in the world!


a malapropism

a malapropism

Ben just came running in from playing with Julia. He announced, “I need a gun! We are soldiers and we need to offend ourselves!” as he was running toward his room.


Happy Heaps of Hair

Happy Heaps of Hair

Anna got a hair cut today (the picture doesn’t do it justice).
It is shorter and has more layers than before, and looks very cute, and a bit edgy.
We were critiquing it at the dinner table, and Julia said:
“I think it would look better if you brushed it a bit.”
Anna replied with:
“Then it wouldn’t be avante garde. Don’t you like my happy heaps?”

Daniel’s Girl?

Daniel’s Girl?

Ben: “Daniel, do you got a girl?”
Daniel: “No, but you would probably be the first one to know about it!”
Ben: “What kinda girl do ya want?
Julia: “One that can cook!”
Dad: “One that can fix broken heads.”
Daniel has yet to answer ….

A Special Evening ….. (?)

A Special Evening ….. (?)


I can see it now: Jo(h)n – in his cuff links and bow tie – and Liz – in her evening gown and pearls – at Binky Burger. A little out of place perhaps, but special none the less. After all, isn’t that the kind of thing memories are made of? :-)