Ben just got his hair cut (he was starting to look like one of the Beatles).
He was cleaning it up and said, “Eew. My hair stinks!” “That’s what happens when you don’t wash it, Ben.” “Oh.”

Julia just finished her Spanish lesson for today.
She came over to me with a goofy smirk on her face and told me that I was “chaparrita” – i.e. “short”.

Now Ben has soldiers stationed all around the Christmas tree, guarding it. He has also placed little yellow rubber ducks in the basin of the tree stand . .